The Brand New Testament (2017)

Movie – To give mankind the awareness of their own death may be an inapprehensible phenomenon, but Ea has done just that. The Brand New Testament is a dark yet humorous film about God, who, by the way lives in Belgium with his wife and daughter, creates inconveniences and atrocities to all of mankind out of his own boredom. His daughter Ea is not very fond of it and has had enough. After discovering her father’s malicious intentions are being controlled through a dated computer, she rebelliously sends out the death dates to everyone on Earth. What would you do if you know when your last breath would be? Would you leave the job you dread? Would you spend your life’s savings? Or would you not change a thing? Six very different lives answer just that in Ea’s search for additional apostles to add to the New Testament.
This French film was incredibly thought provoking and had an amusing spin on all things biblical. Although it was in French (English subtitles provided), the dialogue was light enough to truly enjoy the essence of the sheer artistry. The cinematography and plot was encapsulating, it’s no wonder that the film was up for numerous awards and was generally favorable among critics. If you’re looking for something different but nonetheless refreshing, this is one to see.

Death Wish (2018)

DVD – This movie is a remake of the 1974 version that I admit I did not watch.  I saw this movie on the shelf and thought “Hey I love Bruce Willis and the Die Hard movie collection, why not try this one?”  This is a great action thriller movie about an emergency room doctor (Bruce Willis) who is constantly fixing up the bad guys of Chicago. While he gets called into work, his family is targeted in his home and his wife and college bound daughter are brought to his ER with a grave prognosis. Suddenly he has this awakening moment that he needs to do something for revenge. The cops are clearly overwhelmed with cases and are coming up empty handed on his families case. He starts with lowly purse snatchers, and moves up to carjackers to murderers.

This was a great action movie for Bruce Willis. Not too much CGI and not an implausible storyline. It felt really honest and true to the types of mistakes one might make while learning to be an everyday incognito superhero. I am a little confused about the roll his brother plays in this film, but not enough to turn me away from watching it again.  I think this one hits home for the action lover of the family as well as the romance/story lover of the family.  An all around A+ in my book!

Bad Boys (1995)

DVD – Made in 1995, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence make a comedic win of a movie. There has been a break in at the police station in the evidence locker and a ton of heroin has been stolen without a huge scene being made. They now have 72 hours to reclaim all that heroin before the FBI and CIA get involved. To complicate matters, they have to protect a witness (Julie) who happened to see the thieves murder her best friend while the drugs are exposed in the room. Her best friend always told her that if anything ever happened to her and she needed someone, Will Smiths character is THE ONLY person she trusts.  Julie calls the police station and says she knows what happened and will only talk to Will Smiths character.  He was off pursuing another lead, so Martin Lawrence picks up the phone and says he is Will. The two lead very different lives and its comical to see how they portray each other. Will they get the heroin back? At what cost to the city? Will they keep Julie alive? So many ways this one can play out.

This is a moderately older movie, but its a goodie. To see the stereotypes being played out by two comedians is hilarious. There is definitely a large amount of cursing and racial slurs, and intense action so I do not recommend this for children. This movie was such a hit, that they even made Bad Boys II in 2003.  Snuggle up for a fun adult night with this pair of movies!

 

Legion (2017)

TV Series – David Haller knows what his problem is. He has schizophrenia. He’s doing much better in the institution, but it’s a pretty boring life, until Sydney shows up. She doesn’t like to be touched, doesn’t like people getting to close to her at all. Soon she and David fall in love. But on the day Sydney leaves the institution, something explosive and incomprehensible happens — something that makes it clear that David’s problem isn’t schizophrenia, it’s that he’s a mutant with superpowers, and he’s going to have to learn to control them before someone else does it for him.

Legion is a terrifically artistic TV show based on a character from the X-Men comics. While it’s produced by Marvel Studios and connected to the current X-Men movie franchise, you don’t have to have seen anything else to understand it — the characters are probably more confused than you are. The first couple of episodes use a very non-linear structure to put you in David’s head: it takes a long time to figure out when now is and exactly what that means. But it’s a terrific ride getting there, and unlike some shows that pay more attention to their aesthetics than their story, it’s never frustrating or too hard to follow. Legion packs a lot of story into an eight-episode season, and it’s tremendously binge-worthy.

Season Two of Legion just finished airing on FX this summer, and the show has already been renewed for a third season.

The Commuter (2018)

DVD- Ex Cop Michael now works in selling life insurance. He takes the commuter train to the city to his ho hum day every day. One day on the train he is approached by an odd passenger, Joanna, with a puzzle for him to solve. He is in need of some cash to continue his lifestyle with his family, and if he solves this puzzle correctly and quickly he is given the cash. He needs to find this one person with a package and obtain the package before they get to stop x on the trip. He has just a few stops to solve the puzzle. Of course Joanna is not a “good guy” and has eyes on him at all times through various ways throughout the trip. Will he solve the mystery, save lives, and get the money?

Liam Neeson is the lead in this role. He is unfortunately a typecast for this role. It is very similar to many of his other movies. This one was set to be a great movie, the preview looked amazing. I was interested in this one, cause who doesn’t love the typical Liam Neeson movie? This one was more over the top than his usual. I think there were too many plot holes, and way too many special effects clumped together. If you are looking for an action packed just for the heck of it movie, this is it. But don’t expect to walk out after the movie feeling “Wow, that was amazing! I can’t believe…..” I walked out saying “Ok, Huh, I saw it. Now what?”.

Black Panther (2018)

DVD- T’Challa returns to his birth place in Wakanda, Africa to take his place as king since his father has recently passed away.  With being king, also comes the power of the Black Panther. This is an ancsestorial super power passed from generation to generation. As far as the world knows, Wakanda is a poor barely surviving country in Africa. If you look under the invisible cloaking net that has protected this country for centuries, you will find a very wealthy, technology advanced society that is sitting on a mountain of vibranium. Vibranium was used to make Captain America’s shield, and was thought to have been wiped out of existence after. After Klaue and Killmonger learn of this metals existence again they will stop at nothing to get it and make a massive weapon.

I found this movie very well done. Black Panther is a man of pride, strength, and honor. The setting of Wakanda is absolutely stunning, and although they have way more than is needed to survive as a country, they are not boastful in its uses. The colors, music, special effects, and just overall getting lost in the movie all made me feel WOW at the end. Even if you do not follow all the Marvel superheroes, you will still understand the vast majority of this movie. I absolutely recommend this to everyone!

The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero

Book – Every once in a while a movie comes along that’s so bad, so unbelievable, so outrageous, that it goes straight past unwatchable and becomes compelling. In 2003, that movie was The Room, written, directed, produced by, and starring Tommy Wiseau. The Room is so uniquely, outrageously bad – and not just bad but also deeply, deeply weird – that you can’t help but wonder about the guy who made it. Fortunately, Wiseau’s co-star, co-producer, and best friend Greg Sestero has written a memoir about his friendship with Tommy and the filming of The Room, and while it doesn’t exactly shed any light on who Tommy Wiseau is or why he felt compelled to make this weirdly compelling, illogical relationship drama of a movie, it’s a delightful trainwreck of a story.

You can now experience The Disaster Artist in a variety of formats – there’s the original book, the audiobook as read by Greg Sestero, and the film starring James Franco as Tommy Wiseau. While Franco’s Tommy Wiseau impression is impressive, if you really want to experience the full range of weirdness, I recommend the audiobook. Even if you’ve never seen The Room – and I can’t in good conscience recommend that you do – this is a wild ride through one of the most implausible Hollywood productions of our time.

Raw (2016)

Movie–Justine, lifelong vegetarian, comes from a family tradition of vegetarian veterinarians (try saying that 3 times fast). The movie follows her first days at her new school with her upperclassman older sister and her new roommate, the brutal hazing she and the other freshman endure, and the bloody consequences that ensue. The freshman class is drenched in animal blood à la Carrie and made to eat rabbit liver. Justine is pressured into eating it by her sister, despite their vegetarianism. This proves to be a terrible mistake. Justine finds herself with an sudden and insatiable craving for living tissue: hair, raw chicken cutlets, and even human flesh… The nightmarishly oppressive and clinical atmosphere of her school provides the ghastly backdrop for Justine’s struggle, and inevitable failure, to control her urges.

When this movie was screened at the Toronto film festival, some of the viewers fainted, and it’s not hard to see why. One scene in particular that takes place after a bikini waxing gone wrong is very hard to watch. Also, be aware that this movie is in French with English subtitles in case that’s not your thing. If you like Raw, you might also enjoy the cerebral cannibalism found in Hannibal seasons 1-3.

Get Out (2017)

Movie–I don’t really like horror movies. But, I do like good movies, and I’m always motivated to see as many Oscar-nominated movies as possible. So, that’s how I found myself checking out and somewhat begrudgingly watching Get Out, a horror movie with serious racial themes.

Chris, an African American photographer, hesitantly goes to his white girlfriend Rose’s house for the weekend to meet her family. His best friend warns him that no good will come of this. In scenes reminiscent of The Stepford Wives, Chris notices that something is “off” about the African American groundskeeper and housekeeper. Then the family’s friends come for an annual party, and things get even weirder. Chris quickly realizes he needs to leave. But, will he be able to get out?

Written and directed by Jordan Peele (of Key & Peele fame), Get Out has been getting critical acclaim since its release in early 2017, so it was really no surprise when it earned nominations for four of the big categories at the Academy Awards (Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, and Best Actor for Daniel Kaluuya). Although it was outside my comfort zone, I’m glad I watched it (well, all except for the parts that got so violent that I covered my eyes). If you are interested in a well-made horror movie that also tackles race issues and might just win an Oscar, then this is for you.

The Stray (2017)

Movie – “Pluto” appeared out of nowhere and made his home with the Davis family. Dad works way too many hours, mom is exhausted dealing with the three kids, and the kids are having a hard time fitting in with kids their own age. What can be done to fix all these problems- nothing but adopting the stray dog of course. After the youngest daughter walks away from her family- as they are too busy with other kids or work, the family decides its time to make a drastic change to their lifestyle. They move from LA to Colorado. In an effort to better fit in with kids as well as gain a new prospective on their lives, the dad takes his oldest son, and 2 other neighborhood kids on an epic camping trip. A frightful night will leave this group of guys forever altered, including the dog “Pluto.”

I found this movie to be much deeper than originally thought based on the cover and synopsis on the back. I was thinking something lighter along the lines of Homeward Bound or Milo and Otis. This movie in my opinion is so much more than just a cute tale with a fluffy dog. It also has a bit of a “churchy” vibe, which isn’t for me, but does help tie the movie together I suppose. If you are looking to unload a whole bunch of emotions in 1.5 hours – this is the movie for you.